Weird Song Lyrics

I've found so many alternate, sometimes funny versions of popular songs, that I've decided to devote an entire page to it. Bon Appetit!

(lyrics by me are indicated by an asterisk in the title)

*alt.Tik Tok

Wake up in the morning feeling like some fraggin’

Grab 3D glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit them dragons

Before I leave, grab DLCs, special edition flagon

So when I’m thirsty in the desert, I ain’t gonna be saggin’

I’m talking, gotta stay on our toes, toes

Tryin’ on avatar clothes, clothes

Breakin’ them n00bies’ bones, bones

Drop down and playin’ my favorite CD’s

Getting’ up awesome parties

Tryin’a get a little bitta XP

Don’t stop, make it pop, dude just kick some monster butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘till I see the sunlight

Tik Tok on the clock, tell ‘em “yeah, my party rocks, yo.”

Bing, bang boom pow! Bing, bang boom pow!

Don’t stop, make it pop, dude just kick some monster butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘till I see the sunlight

Tik Tok on the clock, yeah my party uber-rocks, yo.

Bing, bang boom pow! Bing, bang boom pow!

Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

Ain’t got no gold in my tunic, but I’m already here

And now the dudes are linin’ up ‘cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick ‘em to the Hydra ‘less they look like good fraggers

I’m talkin’ ‘bout;

Errybody gettin’ the boot, boot

Droids try to take my loot, loot

Gonna hack ‘em if they’re getting’ too cute, cute

Now Now

We go until they kicked us out

But the admin shut us down
The admin shut us down

Admin shut us dooooowwwnnnnn…

Don’t stop, make it rock, dude just kick some ogre butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘til I see the dungeon light

Tik Tok on the clock, tell ‘em “Yeah, my party rocks, yo”

Bing, bang boom pow! Bing, bang boom pow!

Don’t stop, make ‘em hop, dude just kick some monster butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘til I see the star light

Tik Tok on the clock, tell ‘em “Dude, we dissed ‘em good, yo.”

Bing, bang boom pow! Bing, bang boom pow!

Hoo-ray

We chopped them up, we chopped them down.

My heart it pounds, “Ahh! They got me!”

Throw my hands up, they got me now, they beat me now, yeah they shot me.

Curl my fists up, “You will pay now, your blood will spill, yeah, you copy?”

With my fists up, put your fists up, PUT YOUR FISTS UP!

Nooooow, the party don’t start ‘till I float in…

Don’t stop, make it pop, dude just kick some monster butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘till I see the sunlight

Tik Tok on the clock, tell ‘em “yeah, my party rocks, yo.”

Don’t stop, make it pop, dude just kick some monster butt

Tonight I’mma fight ‘till I see the sunlight

Tik Tok on the clock, tell ‘em “yeah, my party rocks, yo.”

Hahahaha….